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DOUG WADD

The rotund, off-smelling and strange-dressing bandleader adept at providing kick-in-the-yarbles vocals, authoring screaming guitar solos and displaying a penchant for skirts and odd eyewear. Those are his Love Bug boxer shorts right there.

The suave lead guitar player and oftentimes lead singer. Polite and well-behaved. Pabst Blue Ribbon drinker.